Top 100 Songs of 2014 (25-11)

 

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25. FKA Twigs – Two Weeks

Sultry down to its pulsating, electrified veins. Unabashedly sexy. Uncompromisingly commanding. Whip-cracking and snapdragon-y. Nodding to pop. Adherent to electronic. Mindful of RnB. Higher than a motherfucker. Get low and bow down to the queen. A coronation.

 

24. Sia – Chandelier/Elastic Heart

Some days, I think “Elastic Heart” is the better song. Most days, it’s my favourite of the two. And that’s not to disparage the force of “Chandelier” in any way — I don’t think there’s any doubt it has the hugest chorus of any pop song in 2014. I may just like “Elastic Heart’s” tempo and track a bit better. But this is splitting hairs. They’re both incredible songs. My non-denominational-deity, what a run Sia has been on the past few years. (There are no bonus points, but bonus points for the wonderful, bold, artistic video that accompanies “Elastic Heart”.)

 

23. Bombay Bicycle Club – Feel

My favourite tune from BBC’s latest full-length. This eastern-indebted ditty is awesome. It exemplifies the London lads’ talent, creativity, and sense of fun. It’s crystal clear they love music, and more than that, it’s clear they love exploring: sounds, rhythm, and the definition of the word “song.” That’s why I hold them in such high regard. And that electric guitar come-in at 2:36. Jesus Christ. Frankly, I’ve never heard a rhythmic, catchy, alt-pop, East-Indian leaning song before. I’m not sure another such song exists. Oh BBC. I’m forever tuned into your channel.

 

22. Sarah Bareilles – I Choose You

It might be difficult for some to see the appeal of “I Choose You”. Some might hear a straightforward pop song and shrug. Some might hear too much saccharine. Some might say any number of other things to denigrate the song. I won’t have any of it. It’s simply gorgeous. It’s Sarah Bareilles’ angelic vocals, the simple, humble, vulnerable lyrics, the way it all fits together so effortlessly. I found myself humming this tune more than almost any other in 2014.

 

Bonus: The Tea Party  – The Maker

“The Maker” is my #1 cover of 2014. If I hadn’t already placed it on that list, it’d reside somewhere around here, up in the stratosphere of the very best tunes of the year. And since I already linked to the record version of the song, here’s an amazing live version.

 

21. La Roux – Let Me Down Gently/Tropical Chancer

I’m kind of surprised La Roux didn’t blast through all layers of the music landscape in 2014 with these tunes. Perhaps her 5-year hiatus from the scene was too long. I’d worried it was. People are fickle and people forget. It’s a bloody shame though, as several of her comeback tunes are sensational. “Let Me Down Gently” and “Tropical Chancer” are among them. The former was La Roux’s first comeback song, 5:40 divided into two distinct parts, with the come-in at 2:40 a delicious slice of fresh, synth-buoyed retro pop. The latter was the third song Elly Jackson released, and blew me away just as the first two had. It’s a slinky, sexy, sweaty piece of confetti. I let its rain drop unabated in my ears time after time. The gear-shift at 2:28 is so, so slick, and that background flute flourish adds the cherry on top of this delectable fruit salad.

 

20. Elliphant f. Mo – One More

Cons: simple tune; pretty bad lyrics, kind of shitty video.

Pros: it has enough swag to fill up every one of those soon-to-be-empty Target stores, it has Scandinavians, and it has the biggest fucking synth-pop drop of 2014 (2:02).

“One More” I played. One more time after it ends. One more for the Swedes. One more back to life.

 

19. One Direction – Night Changes

The group is bigger than their music at this point. The haircuts, the tattoos, the backlash, whether Harry still loves Taylor, if Harry would rather be Larry. All these things, important cogs in the machine I’m sure, but they’ve overshadowed the five English lads’ music.

That said, One Direction don’t really need to focus on the actual music any more. The jet’s on auto-pilot as it were, indeed, as it is until the group inevitably breaks up, probably soon.

Which makes the fact that this is their best song since “What Makes You Beautiful” all the more the striking. It’s a mature, mid-tempo juggernaut with harmonies from the heavens and a melody moulded by Midas. If this is their last huge hit, and it very well may be, they couldn’t have had a better last hurrah.

 

18. alt-J – Left Hand Free/Intro

Whether or not the story behind “Left Hand Free” — that it was written in half an hour to quell pushy label demands — is true is irrelevant. The song sounds like an effortless undertaking, like the most fun alt-J have ever had laying down a track. It’s a mouthwatering mound of sweets. Even though it’s probably the most straightforward tune the band have done, it’s undeniably quirky, undeniably alt-J. Joe Newman’s lyrics are often esoteric and/or undecipherable, and even on a track like this where you can mostly hear what he’s saying, there are still some parts that make you go wtf.

“Hey shady baby, I’m hot like the pa-rodigal son. Pick a petal (Bigger battle) eenie-meenie-minie-mo, and flower, you’re the chosen one” was a lyric I sang as much or more than any other in 2014. Fuck, alt-J are so good.

You might think a song called “Intro” (their second song titled “Intro”) would be basic, maybe boring, unfulfilling, skip-worthy. You’d be dead fucking wrong. That there is so much meat on this “Intro” is a testament to how talented the guys in alt-J are. Creativity is spilling from every orifice of their collective body. There are wonderful harmonies, effects I can’t put my finger on, and again, indecipherable lyrics. Oh, and a bad-ass, floor-rattling beat. The stuff these guys are capable of musically doesn’t seem real, because anything is possible. And I’m god-damn thankful for those impossibilities. Triangles in the air, everyone.

 

17.  Against Me! – True Trans Soul Rebel/Black Me Out/Paralytic States/FuckMyLife666

What a massive, massive comeback. Their first album since White Crosses, their first album since Tom Gabel became Laura Jane Grace. I can only imagine the amount Laura Jane and the band had to process over the past few years. Does it sound like they’re confused? Like the music is unsure? Not a chance in hell. My jaw dropped when I first listened to the album. I knew it’d be one of the best of the year, even though it was only mid-January. I continued to listen to the album throughout the year, with the following four songs being talismans of my affection for the record. Grace has always had a way with clever and/or evocative lyrics and accessible, punchy riffs, and this sees her issue many more examples of that ability.

Gems like, “Black me out, I wanna piss on the walls of your house/I wanna chop those brass rings, off your fat fucking fingers, as if you were a kingmaker/As if, as if, as if, black me out!”

And, “Paralytic states of dependency/Our waking life’s just a living dream/Agitated states of amazement/Never quite the woman that she wanted to be.”

And maybe my favourite, “Don’t wanna live without bite, don’t wanna die without teeth…”

I have such affection for this band, this record, these songs.

 

Bonus: Paper Kites – Leopold Street (from 2012)

Possibly the sweetest (despite the weepy lyrics), most touching song I heard in 2014. It’s from 2012 though, so I didn’t include it as an official selection (haha, the rules). I can explain what I think of this song quite succinctly: I love it, dearly in fact, and it makes me think of love. Sometimes music’s a pretty simple thing, isn’t it.

 

16. Cold War Kids – First

“First you lose trust, then you get worried…First you get hurt, then you get sorry…First you get close, then you get worried…How am I the lucky one? I do not deserve, to wait around forever when you were there first…”

I’ve been a really big fan of Cold War Kids since their debut, even if they haven’t taken off like I think they’ve deserved to. And to my shock, five albums in, I think they may have just issued their best song. Some people might call that blasphemous, but I really do think “First” will stand alongside, if not above, “Hang Me Up To Dry”, “Hospital Beds”, and “Bitter Poem” when it’s all said and done.

 

15. Taylor Swift – Out Of The Woods/Blank Space

Outrageously catchy songs, both of them. It’s a crappy situation that I can’t find a quality link of “Out Of The Woods”, so I have to share the “live” version. The studio version is incredible. Ms. Swift seems to be running the music business at the moment, and she and her minions don’t want any unauthorized sharing of her hits. Save those pennies Taylor. Minor distractions from what are two absolute Goliaths. Swifty cannot release a non-gargantuan single. It’s around eight in a row that have been brilliant. I’m genuinely interested to see how long she can keep the streak alive. One more album?

 

14. Coldplay – Magic

My Favourite Coldplay song in many, many moons. In fact, probably since their first record, which is a looong time ago. I love the subtle beat that carries the first part of the song. I love that Coldplay have never done a song like this before, and I love that they felt frisky enough to try. I love that the tune’s insanely catchy. It’d probably be accurate to say I love the whole damn thing.

 

13. Cage The Elephant – Spiderhead/Telescope/Cigarette Daydreams

These songs are from a 2013 album. These songs made my Honourable Mention list in 2013. Yet, I don’t think I truly listened to them until this year, and toward the latter part of it at that. That was a mistake, but man, was it also a revelation.

Originally, I had these songs placed around #60. But it felt wrong. Shoplifting at you-know-they’re-closing-soon-so-why-not-help-yourself-to-a-little-sending-off-present-a-severance-package-of-sorts-ah-yes-that-sounds-nice Target wrong. Oh wait, that couldn’t be more right. But I digress. I figured out the best place to put these songs, and I’m happy they reside here, among the giants.

What struck me as I began to really get into these songs is that Cage The Elephant are a great band. I don’t know why this surprised me. They’ve hinted at greatness before. I don’t know what kind of blockage I had, but it’s better now. I see them for what they are: one of the coolest, most melodically inclined bunch of bad-asses cranking out tunes right now. They pay homage to Nirvana, The Beatles, and a bunch more, yet still come out sounding like no one else. That’s talent.

“Spiderhead”, the web of distortion, hooks, and crooked angles. “Spiders in my head, spiders in my mind/You may take my eyes, but baby, I’m not blind.” This tune is so bloody dynamic and fun.

“Telescope”, vision of the afar, sombre reflection, beautiful bed time story. The introduction in particular (about the first two minutes) is adorable, impeccable, and completely transfixing. I could listen to it forever. Maybe I will.

“Cigarette Daydreams” is the coup d’etat, sheer perfection, near transcendence. The melody is one of the best of the year, hands down. I’ve played it so, so, so much over the past couple months. I think I’ll play it much, much more. “Cigarette daydream, you were only 17/So sweet, with a mean streak, nearly brought me to my knees.” A simple lyric, but put to that combination of sounds, it’s wholly compelling.

 

12. La Roux – Uptight Downtown

With “Let Me Down Gently” and “Tropical Chancer” just a few spots down the list, the thought crossed my mind to combine all of them in one spot. But I couldn’t. “Uptight Downtown” is the best tune of the bunch, even though the other two are staggering slices of song in their own right.

It’s the romp-and-stomp decisiveness of the beat. It’s the quick-hit synths that guide the song like a hand-hold to a cuckold. It’s the lyric, “When did all these all these people, decide to change their shoooes, shoooes, shoooes.” It’s Elly Jackson’s assured, cooing vocals. It’s the rising temperature. It’s the grooviest song La Roux’s yet done. The fullest. And it’s that mountainous, mesmerizing chorus.

This should have been as big of a hit as the other gigantic pop songs of 2014. I’m not sure why it wasn’t. It was for me, and I’m happy as hell for that.

 

11. Maximo Park – Drinking Martinis/Midnight On The Hill/Where We’re Going/Brain Cells

It seems like whenever Maximo Park release a new album, I have their songs extremely high on my lists. It seems like I’m the only one in North America to do so. They’re so much an afterthought over here that if they even tour North America, they do it in a select few cities, none of which in Canada. I feel deep disappointment and shame for this. I don’t know why they haven’t connected with audiences here. I’m pretty sure their first couple albums did pretty well and garnered a bunch of praise. Then, it seems, people kind of forgot about them. I haven’t. They continue to be one of the most reliable outfits on the planet when it comes to crafting relatable, melodic, alt-pop gems. I’m convinced that in an alternate space/time/galaxy, Maximo Park are the biggest band around. I want to visit wherever that is. I just need to figure out how to get there.

I find sooooooooo much pleasure in the following four songs. And like many of the songs from their previous three albums, I can’t overplay them. The melodies and cores are so strong, so resplendent, that I never tire of listening to them. There is something about the way Paul Smith describes relationships, daily events, special events, life, that always grips me, takes me to another place. In this place, maybe I’m privy to his dreams, maybe he’s narrating mine. Maybe the point is to inspire dreaming. Yup, I think that’s it. And man, what a wonderful job he and his group have always done at that.

Top 100 Songs of 2011 (50-26)

50. The Airborne Toxic Event – Numb/All I Ever Wanted

“Numb” and “All I Ever Wanted” continue the trend of The Airborne Toxic Event birthing song-after-song of stadium-ready pop-rock tunes. They’ve raised the bar so high the sport of pole vaulting has been eradicated. About time someone came through on that.

49. The Joy Formidable – Whirring

Six minutes and forty-seven seconds of exultant pop-alt. And nothing less.

48. Fucked Up – Serve Me Right/Queen of Hearts

It’s Father Damian’s acerbic delivery. “Serve Me Right” is two petards and an itchy trigger finger. “Queen of Hearts” is somewhat sweeter, at least in the sense that a chopped off left arm is better than lopping off both legs. From the alarmingly good David Comes to Life album. I believe Fucked Up have something important to say. It’s a good idea to listen.

47. Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger

I was disabused of the notion that Maroon 5 had reached their peak in the (sort of) distant past. “Moves Like Jagger” is a startling return to form; one of the best pop songs of the year, and maybe the best they’ve yet released.

46. Clive Tanaka Y Su Orquesta – Neu Chicago (Side A) [For Dance]

What a stirring, almost instrumental tune. That one guitar string being held at the end in an ambient, Edge(U2)-kind of way makes the song for me. One of the best, and most sunny, dance tracks of the year. A fortuitous discovery.

45. Nicki Minaj – Super Bass

Who knows what goes on in this chick’s brain. Whatever it is, we can be sure that it’s “slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, uh”.

43. The Antlers – I Don’t Want Love/Putting The Dog to Sleep

“I Don’t Want Love”: If beauty formed an accord with anguish. Buoyed by an elegant falsetto, Peter Silberman’s vocals during the last third of the song are something out of this world. What a ride. A fitting album opener to a superb LP.

“Putting The Dog to Sleep”: If anguish formed an accord with suffering, who then alligned with sorrow, coalescing with heartbreak to form a dire scourge of a record. Yet in all this pain, the song is still dazzling. A fitting album closer from a marvellous LP.

42. Cults – Walk at Night/You Know What I Mean

Like 1950’s doo-wop teeny-boppers cavorting around late at night unbeknownst to their parents, making the best of youth yet exaggarating every scar beyond any rational measure, Cults, and in particular, “Walk at Night” and “You Know What I Mean” feature the oldfangled heavily and without remorse. The addition of guitars to the process makes the sound extremely attractive.

41. Austra – The Beat and The Pulse/Lose It

What a stunning debut. “The Beat and The Pulse”, with its The Knife-like beats and Glasser-like vocals, is a racing bullet of a synth-pop song. “Lose It”, with its Glasser- and Florence and The Machine-like vocals, is sweeter than a honey-coated Cinderalla. These songs are statements of intent from a band that bombarded its way onto the scene and carved out its own niche quicker than you can check if the band is named after the European country. That’s quick. And mighty impressive.

40. Future Islands – Before The Bridge/Balance

*Spoiler alert* There is more to come about Future Islands higher up on the list, so I’ll limit the pontificating here. “Before The Bridge” is a stirring peace offering. It’s how the bass drops at 0:30. It’s how soul meets body. It’s how the moon is listening. It’s “how to forget a love, is to regret”.  “Balance” is a lilting, pleasing, wizardly love song that bleeds nostalgia. Continuing to produce hits at such a hurried pace, Future Islands are The Truth.

39. Lana Del Ray – Blue Jeans/Video Games

Lana Del Ray sure has finagled her way into the alternative (now mainstream) music consciousness this past year. While the rival factions argue over her authenticity (some call her a charlatan, a mountebank), I’ll be content to sit back and enjoy two startlingly raw and bare songs from a siren-voiced chanteuse. Both “Blue Jeans” and “Video Games” are immaculately constructed ballads, containing prodigious melodies and vocals. What a sexy, simmering showcase to the world these two songs are. 2011, the year Lana Del Ray’s star was propelled into deep space.

38. Mates of State – Mistakes

Perhaps the loveliest, most melodic song on Mountaintops, “Mistakes” contains one of the most honest lyrics of the year as it relates to the human (relationship) condition: “I need you, but it’s not normal, if I refuse, to be by myself”. Consistently affecting, honest and reliable, Mates of State are one of the most underrated bands of this era.

37. M83 – Intro (f. Zola Jesus)/Midnight City

From the outset, “Intro” lets the listener know they’re in for a trip. Not a trip down downtown, to the ‘burbs, to the nearest metropolis, down south, or halfway around the world. This trip is astral, divine, and for infinity if you want it to be, because once you’ve immersed yourself in M83, in Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming, in “Intro”, the path back is hard to find and just about meaningless. Zola Jesus offers an impassioned guest spot on the record, and her turn driving the cosmic bus is an astounding one. “Intro” leads into “Midnight City”, and the possibilities propagated are endless. “We didn’t need a story, we didn’t need a real world; we just had to keep walking, and we became the stories…”

36. Manchester Orchestra – Virgin

Manchester Orchestra have an antipathy to that which is not catchy; I get that now. But this is ridiculous. There are so many hooks in “Virgin”, you’d swear it was the supplier of Bass Pro Shops. Manchester Orchestra continue to be a criminally underrated outfit. “Virgin” is the sound of a rock band being a bad-ass rock band.

35. The Horrors – Still Life

When I listen to this song, I picture it smoking, dilly-dallying, rebelling with the world aflutter around it. A little bit Oasis, a pinch of Joy Division and a smattering of Arctic Monkeys, The Horrors’ “Still Life” is a song that could soundtrack a libidinous love scene or a violent bank robbery. That’s range.

34. Bombay Bicycle Club – Still/Lights Out, Words Gone

At this moment in time, only Bombay Bicycle Club could release the song “Light’s Out, Words Gone”. Combining so many disparate elements into a facile, perfectly mixed concoction of rhythm is cause for celebration among music fans looking to be inspired. I’ve yet to come to terms with “Still”. It’s the most vulnerable thing they’ve ever done, and will likely ever do. It’s mind-boggling. It’s serene. It’s delicate. It’s trancendent. What a work of pristine, crystalline art. I want to take care of “Still” forever. Monumentally precious.

This band will have a (successful) 40-year career in music if they choose to stick around (please, oh please). It all seems to come so easily for Bombay Bicycle Club. There is nothing these brilliant young lads are incapable of musically.

33. Iron & Wine – Walking Far From Home

Sam Beam’s lyrical imagery is quaint, thoughtful, romantic and idyllic. And “Walking Far From Home” deserves to be revered alongside “Such Great Heights”, “Flightless Bird, American Mouth (original)”, “Resurrection Fern”, and “The Trapeze Swinger” as the best of Iron and Wine’s increasingly impressive pantheon. Augmenting his usually descriptive language and folk insistence is an electronic backbone that gives the band’s sound a fresh face. Iron and Wine are truly one of a kind.

32. The Naked & Famous – Young Blood

Pop. Alt. Dance. Bewitchment. Such is the life of “Young Blood”. It’s a good life. A great life.

31. Death Cab for Cutie – St. Peter’s Cathedral/You Are a Tourist

“You Are a Tourist” contains a behemoth of a riff; it’s slightly outside the norm for DC4C, a welcome detour from the signature sound they’ve come to master over the years. I just can’t get over that riff. “St. Peter’s Cathedral” is a smoldering triumph, probably my favourite song on their Codes and Keys album. It’s also a departure from normal DC4C fare, but the kicker is an interesting one. It has a bit of The Postal Service in it, at least more than I’ve heard in any Death Cab song to date. Perhaps it’s true that The Postal Service will not reunite (a shame), and if it is, sneaking a bit of that sound into new DC4C songs is a great idea. The fizzing guitars and repetitive ‘ba da ba da’s’ are rife with ebullience. I’d love to see the band explore that sound further. For now, “St. Peter’s Cathedral” will more than suffice.

30. Wild Beasts – Bed of Nails

“Bed of Nails” is a cheeky rascal. Its melody is insidious, its vocal is gaudy and bedazzling. Lead singer Hayden Thorpe channels his inner Antony Hegarty, but he’s no cheap knock-off, as he injects his vocal with a plush playfulness all his own. My favourite song on their excellent Smother LP.

29. Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds – If I Had A Gun

Oh Noel. “If I Had a Gun” is the best song he’s released — Oasis or otherwise — in ages. Maybe the most exposed Noel has ever sounded. The melody hovers in the cosmos like a charming celestial guardian. Most affectingly, it’s the way he utters, “my eyes have always…followed you around the room”, in the sweetest, most plausible way one could imagine. Sorry Liam, this fight was never fair.

28. Arctic Monkeys – Don’t Sit Down Cause I’ve Moved Your Chair

The sound of rapscallions at play, this ferocious, villainous riff is the hardest thing the Arctic Monkeys have ever done, and it sounds bloody brilliant. I’m floored and loving every second of it. Sneaky little buggers.

27. Glasvegas – Whatever Hurts You Through The Night/Euphoria, Take My Hand

“Whatever Hurts You Through The Night” is the sound of assignation, a sojourn of a romance frothing with fervor but aware its life span is short. Probably the most hypnotic tune on the album Euphoria /// Heartbreak, the song wouldn’t have sounded out of place on their awesome debut LP, Glasvegas. “Euphoria, Take My Hand”, equally reminiscent of the debut record, is the album’s totem, the talismanic symbol of a record that aims to please every aural sensation possible. It works.

26. Cold War Kids – Mine Is Yours/Finally Begin

The sound of a band at the top of their melodic game. Cold War Kids sound eminent and comfortable in their own skin, bridging their innate quirkiness with bucket-loads of charm. “Mine Is Yours”, the album opener, is a giver, asking nothing in return but an ear and a pulse, two conditions I can gladly submit to. “Finally Begin” is the love song, separating love in an AD, BC context. Well put. Well done.