Top 100 Songs of 2009 (100-51)

100. Sum 41 – Always

Their best offering in years. A send off?

99. Dragonette – Pick Up The Phone

Ms. Sorbara knows her way around a tight outfit and a tight melody. Bonus points for the really catchy dance remix.

98. Muse – The Resistance

A solid addition to the Muse pantheon, soaring ozone-layer high at the 4:18 mark, at which point it doesn’t look back. “We must ruuuuuuuuuuuuh-uuuuhhhhhh-uhhhhhhh-unnnnnnn.” Yes Mr. Bellamy, I’m right behind you.

97. Jordin Sparks – Battlefield

Pop often strives to be this big, but very rarely does it succeed like this.

96. Yeah Yeah Yeah’s – Zero

I was late to this party. I thought it wasn’t as strong as the rest of It’s Blitz!, but I was wrong–big time. “Zero” is bloody mega.

95. Alberta Cross – Low Man

94. Alexisonfire – Young Cardinals

They swing for the fences and sing to the rafters on this one. This song cannot be contained. An anthem for anthems. It’s crazy how great they’ve become at writing songs.

93. Mumford & Sons – The Cave

“I will hold on hope, and I won’t let you choke on the noose around your neck…I’ll find strength in pain.” As for me, I’ll find a cathartic hymn in this song. Extraordinary.

92. Black Kids – Look at Me (When I Rock Wichoo)

91. The Sounds – My Lover

Throwing the kitchen sink into this track. Hard to pin down. It’s poppy and it’s fun. Really like the electronic bridge at 2:31.

90. 3OH!3 – Don’t Trust Me

As catchy as Jim Edmond’s glove in his prime.

89. Dragonette – Easy

The slickest song on their underrated pop offering, Fixin’ to Thrill.

88. Neko Case – Prison Girls

The first of three from Indie’s 7th Wonder of the World. A movie put to song. What a vocalist. What a lyricist. “I love your long shadows, and your gun powder eyes,” and “Prison girls are not impressed, they’re the ones who have to clean this mess” being prime examples of the latter.

87. The Mission District – So Over You

86. Silversun Pickups – Growing Old is Getting Old

That bassline and what sounds like the sprinkling of well thought out twinkles, making baby-soft skin out of worn out wrinkles.

85. Spinnerette – Sex Bomb

Electro-grunge? A Halloween orgy soundtrack? Sick.

84. Jay-Z f. Alicia Keys – Empire State of Mind

A tune so big any metropolis can rep it as its own.

83. Woodhands – Dancer (CFCF Remix)

Completely different than the original, and reminiscent of prime, 90’s era Sex’n’B with a hint of new school flavouring. This song oozes sex.

82. Bombay Bicycle Club – Always Like This

81. Green Day – The Static Age

The most immediate, if not best, song from their latest, 21st Century Breakdown. A rousing affair. They can write catchy tunes in their sleep.

80. John Frusciante – Unreachable

From The Empyrean, his sometimes-stunning latest solo record. The main cog behind the Chili’s awesomeness over the past two decades has decided to go solo for good. I’m sad because the Chili’s won’t be nearly as good without him, but excited because this man is one of the greatest guitarists of his generation, period.

79. Fever Ray – If I Had a Heart (Familjen Remix)

A completely different song than the original, but in my opinion, a better one. The original flashes gang signs of desperation and disguise, whereas this mix offers the tiniest glimmer of hope and light into the darkest of places. A sick beat.

78. Maximo Park – Calm

They write the catchiest pop-rock songs ever and I love pretty much all of it.

77. Owl City – Umbrella Beach

Cheesy, breezy, and a little redundant. I’m on board for all of it.

76. Noah & The Whale – The First Days of Spring

It takes a while to reach full throttle, but when it does, the gorgeous strings carry the melody into the outer regions of the atmosphere.

75. Manic Street Preachers – This Joke Sport Severed

The exultant hymn from their amazing Journal For Plague Lovers.

74. La Roux – Quicksand

Probably should be much, much higher on the list. The steel drums seal the deal on this piece of pop magic. Not sure which of the two subtly different versions (album vs. single mix) I like better.

73. Fever Ray – Seven

“I’ve got a friend, who I’ve known since I was seven” begins the catchiest and maybe best song from the irrepressible eponymous record from the Queen of the Swedes, The Lady of Dark Magic, The Heiress of the Haunted House, Karen Dreijer Andersson. She is one of the coolest chicks on the planet, hands down.

72. Basement Jaxx – Raindrops

They’ve still got it after all these years.

71. Built to Spill – Life’s A Dream

From another band rediscovering their form, “Life’s a Dream” features probably my favourite extended guitar solo passage of the year.

70. The Tragically Hip – Coffee Girl

From one of their strongest records ever, this is The Hip saying we can do slick pop just as good as anyone. Sweet and strong lyrically, as always.

69. Julian Casablancas – 11th Dimension

An amazing synth-pop ditty.

68. Animal Collective – Summertime Clothes

I didn’t think they had it in them to be game changers. I thought niche band. I was bloody wrong, and this song is bloody fantabulous.

67. TV on the Radio – Heroes

Really sick cover. Love the dance re-imagining.

66. Lykke Li – Dance, Dance, Dance

Love the sax usage.

65. Franz Ferdinand – Katherine Kiss Me

Beautiful balladry from the normally taut rockers.

64. Metric – Sick Muse

One of the five best songs they’ve ever written. Direct from the jump and filled with so much hookery they could be found guilty of solicitation without a trial.

63. Marianas Trench – Masterpiece Theatre (Pt’s 1, 2, and 3) & Acadia

Yup, I’m cheating. Four songs in one spot, but they all fit and follow each other perfectly. Other songs were more popular on this record, but the singles were not even close to being as good as this concept segment of the record.

62. Lily Allen – Not Fair

Trying her hand at wink-filled country-pop, Ms. Allen succeeds brilliantly on this ode to an underachieving partner.

61. Apocalyptica – Nothing Else Matters

A song from a record I think is over ten-years old that I’ve only this year come to know and appreciate. What a truly emotional take on an already great song. I feel every peak and valley in this song. And all from an instrumental made up solely of strings. Wow. Absolutely breathtaking. They cover other Metallica songs, but to me, this is far and away the Queen Mum of them all. If you liked the original, you NEED to know this version.

60. Yeah Yeah Yeah’s – Soft Shock

“Heads Will Roll”, “Dragon Queen” or “Skeletons” could’ve made this spot, which speaks to the strength of the fantastic It’s Blitz! album, but there was something standoutish about this cut, though I can’t quite put my finger on it. Great nevertheless.

59. Andrew Bird – Tenousness

A clear, stands-above-the-rest-of-his-offerings song. Pure and natural and heartfelt to the core.

58. The Tragically Hip – The Depression Suite

I doubt they’ve recorded a longer song. At 9:28 in length, you would expect it to take minutes to get going and leave its mark. Not so. This song is four songs rolled into one.  It never lulls, it never leaves you thinking they could’ve cut it down, and it never ceases to amaze. Those cheeky bastards have the gaul to ask, “What if this song does nothing?”, knowing full well that was never an option. A band going on thirty years with this much still to offer is really, really exciting, and I’m proud to call The Hip Canada’s best band ever–and one of my all-time faves too.

57. Manchester Orchestra – I Can Feel a Hot One

Probably the most heartfelt ballad of the year. Pure class.

56. The Big Pink – Crystal Visions

The Dark Horse. That fuzzed-out guitar slithering. That cocksure bassline. An alarm of mega proportions. A microcosm of the supersized year of 2009.

55. Sunset Rubdown – You Go On Ahead (Trumpet Trumpet II)

The sweetest weird song of the year, like pandering to a panda bear on Pandora, not knowing if it’ll eat you or the bag of herbs you’re offering. The most accessible I’ve ever heard Sunset Rubdown.

54. Neko Case – Middle Cyclone

The title track that took me quite a while to get into, though I’m not sure why. Her voice, those wonderful, meaningful lyrics, and that can’t miss music box make this the most angelic ballad of the year and probably most others. Ms. Case can transcend like no other.

53. Great Northern – Houses

The best song they’ve ever done.

52. Manic Street Preachers – Marlon J.D

Wow, did they ever come back super-charged. Seminal.

51. Gossip – Heavy Cross

A heavy cross? More like a round one KO. I love when the mood changes and the tune hits another gear as she yelps “I trust you.” Sounds like an awesome, lady-led Franz Ferdinand song.

Top 100 Songs of 2010 (10-1)

10. Jimmy Eat World – My Best Theory/Higher Devotion

This one’s pretty simple. “My Best Theory” is the danciest, catchiest, most beguiling song Jimmy Eat World have ever done. An impossible claim, considering they’re one of the best rock bands alive, but it’s true. “My Best Theory” is euphoric in its playfulness; it’s the sound of a band rejuvenated. The whole song is like one elongated hook, but in particular the guitar melody in the chorus is jaw-dropping and as huge as number of pennies saved by Scrooge. The hi-hat dances like a tip-toeing burglar, as confounding as Brett Favre sending penis-showing photos to Jenn Sterger. “My Best Theory” cannot be contained. Shockingly, “Higher Devotion” is just as good. Intense and pop-savvy from the jump; the hi-hat dances with as much vigor as it does on “My Best Theory”. The fuzzed-out guitars drive the song, and lead to that staggering C-section beginning at 1:45. “Higher Devotion” sounds delicious, like star-gazing to Copernicus and simple counting with an abacus. I really liked JEW’s last effort, Chase This Light, but there is no doubt Invented is a better rock record; the band sounds like they’re having more fun than Caribana celebrants basking in the sun. Right on JEW. Keep it up.

9. Broken Bells – The High Road/The Mall & Misery

James Mercer and Danger Mouse are a match made in heaven. Both are pretty much fantastic with whomever they’re working with, but sound completely at home working together here. Both have preternatural pop instincts. Both make love to sound with “The High Road” and “The Mall & Misery”. “The High Road” slaps description in the face; but I’ll take a shot – it deserves the attempt. It’s a calculated, galloping ditty; a sublime piece of music from the first second until exactly 3:00. But then something…happens. For the next 52 seconds, “The High Road” turns into a lamenting, calm-but-venting, movement-preventing, movie-casting moment of indellible brilliance as Mercer repeats “it’s too late to change your mind; you let loss, be your guide.” Wow. Just wow. “The Mall & Misery” is the forgotten track, the symphonic album closer that’s as incessant as anything on the album. Both tracks are astounding and will stand the test of time. Probably a one-off effort from these two geniuses; it’ll have to do.

8. Metric – Eclipse (I’m All Yours)

I’m running out of ways to describe how awesome Metric are, and how quickly they keep adding to their personal pantheon of mega-sized, foot-stomping epics. In a non-album year, they release one of their best songs and one of the best songs of the entire year. Absurd. Never mind the Twilight affiliation, “Eclipse (I’m All Yours)” is its own beautiful animal. Emily’s vulnerable, phoenix-rising chorus and Jimmy Shaw’s wonderful guitar make sure of it. Metric go full bore or they don’t go. The sound of Canadian pop royalty distributing wealth amongst the dominion. The sound of love-soaring divulgence. The sound of youthful promises and endless possibilities. The sound of romantic commitment. The sound of taking the plunge, leaping eyes wide open; ascendence to a private cloud. I can’t stop listening to this song. Damn right I’m yours.

7. Robyn – Call Your Girlfriend/Hang With Me

I’ll say this: Robyn is the best pop star on the planet; Robyn has a knack for resonating deeply at an emotional level and instantly gratifying with her slick, forthright brand of electro-pop; Robyn is real. Her obsession with disco extravaganza is all-encompassing. Her might with the mic is flooring. She puts a spell on melody and the listener and doesn’t let go. “Hang With Me” and “Call Your Girlfriend” are equally stupendous. They have both been #1 on Antares since their release. Robyn governs Sweden by herself (at least she should). Robyn is clever, all the better because of her heart-on-sleeve charm. That doesn’t do her justice, but a neither would a non-stop, Twitter-flooding stream of plaudits, so I’ll stop with this: Robyn is one of a kind and essential.

6. Arcade Fire – Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)

Indispensable. The best track from the extraordinary Suburbs LP, “Sprawl II” is Arcade Fire taking an unforseen deviation in their path. Is there any room at the synth-pop table with Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Killers, Robyn, Metric et al? Yes, they made room. Not having done anything like “Sprawl II” in their uniquely awesome discography to date, the song takes the listener back and on a ride. You’ll need to buckle up, but the view is eminently enjoyable. The lyric is cautious and acerbic, belied in the way it’s sung by angel-voiced Regine Chassagne. The music is strong yet ethereal, focused yet dreamy, espousing a repetitive wont while sticking up a middle-fingered flaunt. AF are already knocking on the door of all-time greatness, and after only three albums, that’s an incredible and preposterous assertion indeed. Patently alive and bursting with pride.

5. Marina & The Diamonds – Shampain

Seeing as how Yeezy’s been spitting dragon fire for years now, Arcade Fire are Indie royalty and Robyn broke in 2005, there is no question that the breakout star of 2010 is Marina Diamandis. A nuclear-powered voice and the most consistently addictive pop hooks on either side of the Atlantic have made sure of that. “Shampain”, the first Marina & The Diamonds song I was introduced to, is the pop masterpiece from The Family Jewels LP. Synth- and hook-laden throughout, it begins with a pop ferocity so huge you’re immediately seeking refuge from the deluge. A microcosm of the entire album, “Shampain” demands success and latches onto anything that might resemble it. Considering the songs still to come on this list, “Shampain” is the best pure pop song of the year. “Shampain” is the Dom Perignon of pop songs, the codeine-infused cough syrup of Weezy’s addiction. “Shampain” is like fame to Julian Assange, ill-advised decisions to LeBron James, money to Oprah and sexual intercourse to Tiger Woods. I believe Rick James said it best when he said, “cocaine is a hell of a drug.” We don’t need to limit that unimaginably wise assertion; addiction comes in many forms. “Shampain” is proof.

4. Future Islands – Vireo’s Eye

The most immediately pleasing song of 2010. It is fresh and buoyant; it is 1984. It is heart and soul and sweat and defiance mixed with two cups of brown sugar, cinnamon, and eye of newt. That propulsive, dark, steady, sans-bullshit bassline. The synthesizers. Those synthesizers; matching the lamenting vocal pleas like an endentured servant, deed for deed. The hooks. Those hooks; inundating the listener like paranoia to a solitary confinement prisoner. The sound of New Wave having a baby with Dr.Frankenstein. The sound of Bobby “Boris” Pickett (guy who sings the Halloween “Monster Mash” song) fronting a New Order cover band. Let’s say you were watching a cartoon one day and magically, the cartoon sucked you into its plot, this is the sound of you trying to get back from whence you came. The gasping, heartbroken lyric. Here are those magical, wounded words…

“A loose, and hazy time,

When you were not my clementine, and I was not your diamond’s eye;

Bereft, as daisies lie

For our love was lost in style, you were strong, I was a child;

We…We’re not kings here, we’re not kings here, we’re just strangers;

A love, has died in song,

Carried down by ancient tongues,

Ferried round the water’s thrum;

And light, along a line,

Along a whirl, a lonely girl;

To be, to see, to sweat, and bleed;

To fall, on your sword, on your sword, on your word;

We, we’re not kings here, we’re not kings here, we’re just strangers;

Be still, by my side,

For you are not my clementine, and I am not your diamond’s eye;

To sleep! By right of you I can’t endure,

In the light of things I can’t ignore,

In spite of all the rose’s thorns,

And hopeless words,

These hopeless words;

We’re not kings here, we’re not kings here, we’re just strangers… and angels.”

3. Scissor Sisters – Invisible Light

The most fun a song had all year. Drama in disco-excess-wrapped ebullience. This party is intense. You’re going to want to drink a lot of water afterward, lest you become deathly ill. While it’s happening though, you don’t care about anything else. It’s the subtly killer “whoooo’s”. It’s Jake Shears’ falsetto. It’s Jake Shears’ tenor slitherings towards the end. It’s the Invisible Light. It’s the opiate utopia. It’s far and away, the best song the usually awesome Scissor Sisters have ever done. It’s the crescendo at 5:03 that’s the best come-in of the year. It’s the instant and beautiful comedown at 5:55. It’s Stuart Thin White Duke Price bringing his best production effort of the year. It’s Sir Ian Fucking McKellen. When Gandalf comes on your track and starts waxing poetic about Babylon, Bricks & Mortar, Sailors, Lust & Swagger, Penetrating Lazer Gazes, Painted Whores and Sexual Gladiators, you know you’re up past your bed time. A scary, enthralling, swingers-sex-club-romp of a song. When does it open again?

2. Miike Snow – Sans Soleil

The dream of waking up next to your soulmate. The realization that it could be gone if you don’t protect it. The love letter years in the making. The vows. The softest song of the year. The most peaceful. Instant gratification incarnate, and yet…there’s more to it. Purportedly sans soleil, it’s the sound of 1,000,000 suns making rapturous heat. Produced with electronics, “Sans Soleil” is brought to life by its humanity. A plaintive croon. A perfectly-paced love story. The piano wailing quietly. The rising and receding tide. The part where you think it’s over at 3:25. The part where it comes back. The snapshot of a moment in time. The chronicle of unfolding life. The sweetness. My favourite song for much of the year. The infiltration of my thoughts. My precious.

1. Yeasayer – Madder Red

I’ve noticed a pattern with songs that end up being my favourite of the year; whether it was Animal Collective’s “My Girls”, The Killers’ “Human”, Helio Sequence’s “Hallelujah” or Beirut’s “Elephant Gun”, they all have at least one thing in common — euphoria. Euphoria, elation, transcendence, nirvana, and pie-in-the-sky, heart-palpitating joyousness — whatever you want to call it, the songs I favour most make me feel like exulting. Such is the power of music, of the songs we connect most closely with.

It’s no surprise then, that I’ve come to Yeasayer’s “Madder Red” as my favourite song of the year. It has struck me with the aformentioned feelings — a song like no other this year — left me spellbound and ready to give praise, unsure of where to direct it. I want to direct it everywhere. I want to go inside this song and feel its innards, caress its skin, make it breakfast and ask it — beg of it — how it came to be. I want to know more…

From the album Odd Blood, allegedly inspired by an LSD-fueled trip to New Zealand, “Madder Red” is the pop masterstroke of the LP. Its charms are countless; its pleasures myriad. It sounds like a night stroll in the Shire only to come upon Gandalf and begin smoking from his pipeweed instantaneously and without introduction. It sounds like a ritual of sacred proportions. It sounds like falling stars racing each other through galaxies. It sounds like a warning. It sounds like blue fire. It’s a shaman’s chant, a lover’s rant, a colony being built by ants. “Madder Red” is at peace with the world but fighting itself on the inside.

Musically, the song is a concoction of undulating rhythms layered one on top of the other, achieving a nuanced sonic template. The synths, the guitars, Anand Wilder’s vocals, the bell rings, the woo’s, the bass, and the drums all serve one another in stark and often disparate ways. At times, the sounds seem at odds with each other — weird because this song is not just a slice of pop majesty, not even a whole bakery of pop majesty; this song is a chain of mother-funking pop majesty bakeries. (What does that mean? Don’t worry.) A sonic pallette of otherworldy pulses adorns this song and it sounds like it could have been recorded on Mars or Betelgeuse. It was actually recorded in New York, so maybe I’m not far off with that one.

Clearly, I’m beyond smitten with the musical arrangement of “Madder Red”, but there are other pleasures here. I do not believe that Anand Wilder’s lyric has to do with religion, but a few word and phrasing choices lend credence to the idea that this song is hymn-like. Also, like my other favourite songs of the past few years, “Madder Red” seems to beckon a higher power. It doesn’t have to mean God. It’s just…something. A power that we don’t know. It’s better that way.

The other pleasure here is the story, and not simply the lyrical story, but moreover the sonic one. The music is mysterious from the jump, itchy and spastic at times, preaching serenity and calm at others. It’s just after the middle part of the song that the story truly begins to unfurl. Beginning at the 1:54 mark, four electric guitar licks, punctuated by a deviously elongated one at the end, break down the core of the song and break down the listener.

Picture yourself in the Sahara desert; tired, beat down, thirsty, unaware of how you got there but desperate to survive and get home. Suddenly, you’ve been chopped down to your feet by an unknown entity. You don’t see anyone or anything around you, but you’re on your ass nevertheless. Then quickly, from the 2:00-2:03 mark, a questioning synth comes in. It’s the sound of getting up. It’s the attempt to gain bearing. It’s the kick to move forward. As soon as you’re up again, that questioning synth re-emerges at 2:15, but it’s slightly different this time. For three seconds, that synth serves to confuse, daze and make weary. You’re down again and seeing double. Trying to shake it off, you see the semblance of water appearing on moving horizons right in front of you. Is it an oasis? Is it a mirage?

At 2:18 we find our answer. All sounds come in at once; it is the oasis we had hoped for. The guitars soar, the vocals woo in unison; your thirst is whetted, anything but relief is lilliputian. Musically, the song explodes and an omnipotent being descends to take you home. Anand Wilder breathes: “please don’t ask me why.” We needn’t ask such a silly thing. We know why. The music told us the second it began.