Top 20 Songs of May 2014

May was absolutely absurd. The top 8 (!) songs listed were all worthy of being number 1. The rest of the top 15 could easily be top 3 songs in another month. In short, I heard and loved a bunch of stunning songs in May, and it might go down as the best music month of the year.

20. Bear Hands – Giants

Sweet chilli heat, the groove, the beat.

 

19. John Legend – All Of Me (De Hofnar Bootleg)/All Of Me (Tiesto Remix)

I’m not sure which remix I prefer more. I think it’s the De Hofnar one, but I can’t be sure. Tiesto came to play here.

De Hofnar Bootleg:

Tiesto Remix:

 

18. Eagulls – Possessed

Static electricity caught by a lint-remover.

 

17. The Subs f. Colonel Adams – Trapped

A bone-rattling house bang-show.

 

16. Lykke Li – No Rest For The Wicked/No Rest For The Wicked (Klangkarussel Remix)

The more I hear from Lykke, the more I listen. She’s got it.

 

15. X Priest X – Enemy Mind

I adore the bass-y house undertones in this pop marvel. Keep your friends close, keep Enemy Mind closer.

 

14. Manic Street Preachers – Walk Me To The Bridge

A forceful re-emergence for possibly the most underrated band around.

 

13. La Roux – Let Me Down Gently

I had fears La Roux missed the boat. This teaser release assuaged those fears at once. Don’t call it a comeback, even if it’s been five years.

 

12. Bear’s Den – Sahara Pt. 2

In a bear’s den,

you must watch your yen.

For if not, you will lose,

Something hairier than your shoes.

 

11. Manchester Orchestra – The Mansion/Cope

If this is Manchester Orchestra’s mansion, it’s replete with standards of fear and bushels of beards.

If this is how Manchester Orchestra cope, they’ve steel reinforced what it is to hope.

This is rock music.

This is bloody fantastic music.

 

10. Ask Embla – Legion

I asked Embla, and she said she must pop. (And lock in hits, like this song.)

 

9. Naughty Boy f. Sam Smith – La La La

Heard it. Then was Ricked it. Then listened some more. Then got on page with all else who’ve heard. This track is absurd.

 

8. Betty Who – Lovin’ Start

I had a lovin’ start with this Betty Who track, which then progressed into a lovin’ middle. The end is out of sight, but I’m positive it’s lovin’ too.

 

7. Robyn & Royksopp – Every Little Thing

“Every Little Thing” is, for my money, the best song on the EP from Robyn & Royksopp. There’s groove, there’s pulse, there’s a move, a protruding pulse. The singles from the EP, “Do It Again” and “Sayit”, don’t hit nearly as hard as this track. This song is blood and beats and mud from cleats.

 

6. Paloma Faith – Only Love Can Hurt Like This

Only a piece of pop dynamite as explosive as this could place this high in a month so strong. The music is irresistible and Paloma Faith lays down a mammoth vocal.

 

5. Beth Jeans Houghton & Samuel T. Herring – Pelican Canyon

This? From a random road trip?! I’d hate to see what these two could come up if they had endless time together. (Huge lie. I’d love to see, hear, and feel more from them.) Beth Jeans Houghton lulls like a luscious lullaby, while Sam T. Herring is the base to which the melody abides. I believe this is what the best kind of collaboration looks/sounds/feels like.

 

4. Marc Anthony – Vivir Mi Vida/Khaled – C’est La Vie

Is this Marc Anthony’s best ever song? It’s a legit question, and I think it might be. I really dug “You Sang To Me”, but the passion in “Vivir” exudes a freedom that I haven’t heard in any of his previous tracks. The song’s sun is so strong it leaves a full-body tan even if fully clothed, which this song makes sound completely ludicrous. This is the type of heat that never brings sorrow, only the excitement of tomorrow.

As good as Marc Anthony’s version of the melody/song/idea is, (Cheb) Khaled’s is equal to the task. This is exactly what euphoria sounds like. It’s what frolicking looks like. It’s what the the World Cup feels like. Is it too late to change this year’s official song?

 

3. Allie X – Bitch

“Prime” and “Catch” were the first two releases from this new artist, but I think “Bitch” is the best of the bunch. The distorted chorus is just tremendous.

“Bitch” is neither male nor female. “Bitch” is no dog. “Bitch” is of a moment, a moment where pop is transfused by electronics, enthused by histrionics.

 

2. La Roux – Uptight Downtown

I’d thought for quite some time that La Roux really dropped the ball by waiting so long to release a follow-up album, after all, 2009 (when they debuted) was eons ago. The duo built up so much momentum, with majestic stompers “Bulletproof”, “In For The Kill”, “Quicksand” (a.k.a. the hits) combining with “As If By Magic”, “I’m Not Your Toy”, “Cover My Eyes” (and more) to form what I felt like (and still feel now) was one of the best pop records of the decade. I thought it was a huge mistake to let that buzz dissipate — music fans can be fickle, and five years between albums is an eternity in this day and age.

Oh ye of little faith.

La Roux (now apparently just singer Elly Jackson) rendered all of that concern a waste. I can’t prove that La Roux travelled via wormhole, but it can’t be dismissed. When your comeback single is as sensational as “Uptight Downtown”, a song so current, yet so of another time, it’s hard to think about why it took so long between efforts.

“Uptight Downtown” sounds like a wave, and the wave is warm and unrelenting. Some may find this track repetitive. Some might not see its utter, complete, eargasmic dominance. Some may be in tune. Some may be before the zoom. Some might be after it. Whatever to some, here’s the sum: this track is one that sounds like it’ll battle the test of time with conviction.

La Roux knows the streets are lined with people, people who want to move, move, move.

The people always want to dance, even if they’ve changed their shoes, shoes, shoes.

 

1. Manchester Orchestra – Trees

Rock. Song. Of. The. Year.

That riff. That fucking wall and plaster and stone and foundation shattering riff. That attention to melody and rock out to the point of felony. Those insurmountable mountains of hooks. Those shadow stealing nooks.

This is why I love music.

Top 100 Songs of 2009 (100-51)

100. Sum 41 – Always

Their best offering in years. A send off?

99. Dragonette – Pick Up The Phone

Ms. Sorbara knows her way around a tight outfit and a tight melody. Bonus points for the really catchy dance remix.

98. Muse – The Resistance

A solid addition to the Muse pantheon, soaring ozone-layer high at the 4:18 mark, at which point it doesn’t look back. “We must ruuuuuuuuuuuuh-uuuuhhhhhh-uhhhhhhh-unnnnnnn.” Yes Mr. Bellamy, I’m right behind you.

97. Jordin Sparks – Battlefield

Pop often strives to be this big, but very rarely does it succeed like this.

96. Yeah Yeah Yeah’s – Zero

I was late to this party. I thought it wasn’t as strong as the rest of It’s Blitz!, but I was wrong–big time. “Zero” is bloody mega.

95. Alberta Cross – Low Man

94. Alexisonfire – Young Cardinals

They swing for the fences and sing to the rafters on this one. This song cannot be contained. An anthem for anthems. It’s crazy how great they’ve become at writing songs.

93. Mumford & Sons – The Cave

“I will hold on hope, and I won’t let you choke on the noose around your neck…I’ll find strength in pain.” As for me, I’ll find a cathartic hymn in this song. Extraordinary.

92. Black Kids – Look at Me (When I Rock Wichoo)

91. The Sounds – My Lover

Throwing the kitchen sink into this track. Hard to pin down. It’s poppy and it’s fun. Really like the electronic bridge at 2:31.

90. 3OH!3 – Don’t Trust Me

As catchy as Jim Edmond’s glove in his prime.

89. Dragonette – Easy

The slickest song on their underrated pop offering, Fixin’ to Thrill.

88. Neko Case – Prison Girls

The first of three from Indie’s 7th Wonder of the World. A movie put to song. What a vocalist. What a lyricist. “I love your long shadows, and your gun powder eyes,” and “Prison girls are not impressed, they’re the ones who have to clean this mess” being prime examples of the latter.

87. The Mission District – So Over You

86. Silversun Pickups – Growing Old is Getting Old

That bassline and what sounds like the sprinkling of well thought out twinkles, making baby-soft skin out of worn out wrinkles.

85. Spinnerette – Sex Bomb

Electro-grunge? A Halloween orgy soundtrack? Sick.

84. Jay-Z f. Alicia Keys – Empire State of Mind

A tune so big any metropolis can rep it as its own.

83. Woodhands – Dancer (CFCF Remix)

Completely different than the original, and reminiscent of prime, 90’s era Sex’n’B with a hint of new school flavouring. This song oozes sex.

82. Bombay Bicycle Club – Always Like This

81. Green Day – The Static Age

The most immediate, if not best, song from their latest, 21st Century Breakdown. A rousing affair. They can write catchy tunes in their sleep.

80. John Frusciante – Unreachable

From The Empyrean, his sometimes-stunning latest solo record. The main cog behind the Chili’s awesomeness over the past two decades has decided to go solo for good. I’m sad because the Chili’s won’t be nearly as good without him, but excited because this man is one of the greatest guitarists of his generation, period.

79. Fever Ray – If I Had a Heart (Familjen Remix)

A completely different song than the original, but in my opinion, a better one. The original flashes gang signs of desperation and disguise, whereas this mix offers the tiniest glimmer of hope and light into the darkest of places. A sick beat.

78. Maximo Park – Calm

They write the catchiest pop-rock songs ever and I love pretty much all of it.

77. Owl City – Umbrella Beach

Cheesy, breezy, and a little redundant. I’m on board for all of it.

76. Noah & The Whale – The First Days of Spring

It takes a while to reach full throttle, but when it does, the gorgeous strings carry the melody into the outer regions of the atmosphere.

75. Manic Street Preachers – This Joke Sport Severed

The exultant hymn from their amazing Journal For Plague Lovers.

74. La Roux – Quicksand

Probably should be much, much higher on the list. The steel drums seal the deal on this piece of pop magic. Not sure which of the two subtly different versions (album vs. single mix) I like better.

73. Fever Ray – Seven

“I’ve got a friend, who I’ve known since I was seven” begins the catchiest and maybe best song from the irrepressible eponymous record from the Queen of the Swedes, The Lady of Dark Magic, The Heiress of the Haunted House, Karen Dreijer Andersson. She is one of the coolest chicks on the planet, hands down.

72. Basement Jaxx – Raindrops

They’ve still got it after all these years.

71. Built to Spill – Life’s A Dream

From another band rediscovering their form, “Life’s a Dream” features probably my favourite extended guitar solo passage of the year.

70. The Tragically Hip – Coffee Girl

From one of their strongest records ever, this is The Hip saying we can do slick pop just as good as anyone. Sweet and strong lyrically, as always.

69. Julian Casablancas – 11th Dimension

An amazing synth-pop ditty.

68. Animal Collective – Summertime Clothes

I didn’t think they had it in them to be game changers. I thought niche band. I was bloody wrong, and this song is bloody fantabulous.

67. TV on the Radio – Heroes

Really sick cover. Love the dance re-imagining.

66. Lykke Li – Dance, Dance, Dance

Love the sax usage.

65. Franz Ferdinand – Katherine Kiss Me

Beautiful balladry from the normally taut rockers.

64. Metric – Sick Muse

One of the five best songs they’ve ever written. Direct from the jump and filled with so much hookery they could be found guilty of solicitation without a trial.

63. Marianas Trench – Masterpiece Theatre (Pt’s 1, 2, and 3) & Acadia

Yup, I’m cheating. Four songs in one spot, but they all fit and follow each other perfectly. Other songs were more popular on this record, but the singles were not even close to being as good as this concept segment of the record.

62. Lily Allen – Not Fair

Trying her hand at wink-filled country-pop, Ms. Allen succeeds brilliantly on this ode to an underachieving partner.

61. Apocalyptica – Nothing Else Matters

A song from a record I think is over ten-years old that I’ve only this year come to know and appreciate. What a truly emotional take on an already great song. I feel every peak and valley in this song. And all from an instrumental made up solely of strings. Wow. Absolutely breathtaking. They cover other Metallica songs, but to me, this is far and away the Queen Mum of them all. If you liked the original, you NEED to know this version.

60. Yeah Yeah Yeah’s – Soft Shock

“Heads Will Roll”, “Dragon Queen” or “Skeletons” could’ve made this spot, which speaks to the strength of the fantastic It’s Blitz! album, but there was something standoutish about this cut, though I can’t quite put my finger on it. Great nevertheless.

59. Andrew Bird – Tenousness

A clear, stands-above-the-rest-of-his-offerings song. Pure and natural and heartfelt to the core.

58. The Tragically Hip – The Depression Suite

I doubt they’ve recorded a longer song. At 9:28 in length, you would expect it to take minutes to get going and leave its mark. Not so. This song is four songs rolled into one.  It never lulls, it never leaves you thinking they could’ve cut it down, and it never ceases to amaze. Those cheeky bastards have the gaul to ask, “What if this song does nothing?”, knowing full well that was never an option. A band going on thirty years with this much still to offer is really, really exciting, and I’m proud to call The Hip Canada’s best band ever–and one of my all-time faves too.

57. Manchester Orchestra – I Can Feel a Hot One

Probably the most heartfelt ballad of the year. Pure class.

56. The Big Pink – Crystal Visions

The Dark Horse. That fuzzed-out guitar slithering. That cocksure bassline. An alarm of mega proportions. A microcosm of the supersized year of 2009.

55. Sunset Rubdown – You Go On Ahead (Trumpet Trumpet II)

The sweetest weird song of the year, like pandering to a panda bear on Pandora, not knowing if it’ll eat you or the bag of herbs you’re offering. The most accessible I’ve ever heard Sunset Rubdown.

54. Neko Case – Middle Cyclone

The title track that took me quite a while to get into, though I’m not sure why. Her voice, those wonderful, meaningful lyrics, and that can’t miss music box make this the most angelic ballad of the year and probably most others. Ms. Case can transcend like no other.

53. Great Northern – Houses

The best song they’ve ever done.

52. Manic Street Preachers – Marlon J.D

Wow, did they ever come back super-charged. Seminal.

51. Gossip – Heavy Cross

A heavy cross? More like a round one KO. I love when the mood changes and the tune hits another gear as she yelps “I trust you.” Sounds like an awesome, lady-led Franz Ferdinand song.