Top 100 Songs of 2009 (25-11)

25. The Big Pink – Dominos

They don’t come much bigger than this. Intention, chorus, beat, swagger: all larger than life. Sure, in one respect it’s a boastful song about the ease of female conquest, but moreover it sounds like the celebration of life and the possibilities therein if you believe you’re bigger than it all. And we all need pick-me-up songs like this, so rock the funk on Big Pink, rock on. Bonus points because I don’t think I’ve heard a song with such obvious braggadocio since mid 90’s Oasis, and that is a welcome reference point if ever there was one. The Big Pink sound like an amalgam of some of the coolest bands ever (Oasis, The Verve, Chemical Brothers, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Jesus & Mary Chain), and for picking such wicked influences, they get a mega middle finger up in the air.

24. Frightened Rabbit – The Modern Leper

The first amazing song I discovered in 2009. A winter pick-me-up of the warmest kind. “Are you, a masachist?!?!?” Scott Hutchison pleads over and over in this wonderful and powerful song. The Scots struck gold with this one. One of the most likeable songs you’ll come across. Is it possible to root for a song? I think it is, and I would go to bat for this one. It’s the accent, it’s the buildup, it’s the lyric, it’s the urgency…it’s a revelation.

23. Arctic Monkeys – Crying Lightning

Alex Turner and co. return with another winner for a lead single, but turn down the adrenaline several notches from the typhoon of noise that also goes by “Brianstorm”. This song may be a bit slower in tempo, but it still affirms Arctic Monkeys as a youthful band with oodles of charm, slickness, and charisma to offer. I feel like they’re winking at listeners and saying, “you didn’t think we’d come at you like this, did you?” With a lead singer and drummer who are so far ahead of the class, I think they are going to come at us in myriad ways for many, many years. Well done lads.

22. The Tragically Hip – The Last Recluse

Maybe the most “modern” song The Hip have ever done, and they pull it off with aplomb. Lyrically as strong as always with hooks and melody seeping out of the very fabric of the song. “Who are you? The last of the immune?” Mr. Downie asks. I’m not immune, and I’ll willingly catch this fever every single time. Builds to such a strong crescendo with a multitude of musical layers, battering the listener into submission. I love the Gregorian-chant-style vocal that enters at 2:28. Also contains maybe my favourite lyric of the year, “Who are you? The last Canada goose?”. Distinctly and proudly homegrown, once again ladies and gentlemen, Canada’s best band ever, The Tragically Hip

21. The Temper Trap – Sweet Disposition

I read a review of this song that was some of the most cynical garbage I’ve ever read. Will every song be patently original? No. Will every song break ground into new sonic territory? No. Music should make you feel something. This song floats on a cloud and makes love to the sky, kissing it, whispering sweet nothings into its ear and comforting it even in the face of impending darkness. The vocal melody is so gorgeous it could melt even the coldest of hearts.

20. Silversun Pickups – Substitution

Firstly, I’m not convinced this is the best song on the OMFG-good Swoon, and in fact it might not even be top three, but it is my favourite–at the moment. When a band releases an album this strong, favourite tracks tend to change fairly often. “Substitution” does have a certain je ne sais quoi about it though, a mostly straightforward rock ditty that simply clicks. I’m convinced this song was born hypogean styles–bred in a laboratory a hundred feet underground and fed the weirdest and most random things until it burst through earth’s top soil and penetrated air itself to gain traction, unable and unwilling to ever leave the atmosphere. Brian Aubert is a monster and roofie-spreader. I hope he never changes. Bonus points for the simple/extremely cool video with models playing musical chairs.

19. Grizzly Bear – While You Wait for the Others

I don’t have much to say other than this song makes me feel super happy and Grizzly Bear are absolutely amazing at four-part harmonies. Crazy, crazy good.

18. Death Cab for Cutie – My Mirror Speaks

Recorded during the Narrow Stairs sessions, I can only assume they didn’t want to collapse the music industry by making too good of an album, so they saved this whopper for the quite good Open Door EP. So, so, so catchy, with a bountiful spirit to boot. Ben Gibbard is one of the best lyricists in music, and he’s more than on point with this one. I can see a couple different ways to read this one. DC4C are in top form.

17. Wild Light – Heart Attack

This song is wickedly immediate and writhes with intensity in the verses before relenting a bit during the chorus. “I have watched you break your back, what comes next, a heart attack?” sheds light on the perils of the hustle-and-bustle lifestyle, and pleads for contemplation, relaxation and perspective to maintain sanity. A great point in today’s world, and it fits well with such an aurally pleasing tune.

16. Ra Ra Riot – Can You Tell

Boy and girl wake up next to each other, she, having to extricate herself from his grasp as she gets up to stretch and him, reticent to leave bed. A kettle is put on in the kitchen, they have a cup of tea while eating some toast with home-made jam. Seeing that the jam is almost finished, they smile at each other and know what to do…they move outside and take in the mid-morning sunshine. She takes a deep breath and smells thyme and rosemary growing in the front yard. He inhales a sense of calm and sneaks a smile as she’s on bended knee, examiningthe first growth of a rose bud. Taking each other’s hand, they proceed to walk down a path, marvelling at the clearest of blue skies and warmth of early spring. A sparrow tends to its young up in a tree and the world seems to stop moving. Nothing else is important. It is their surroundings, it is their hearts aflutter, it is them… Walking deeper into the forest, rays of sunlight pierce through and touch ground, as a butterfly’s multi-coloured imprint is accentuated in the sunlight. Finally they reach their mysterious destination and come upon a plant unlike any other. It is somehow able to grow raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, boisonberries, and blackberries, all on its relatively few branches. Happy at the sight of this wonderful and surreal piece of nature, he begins to pick some of the berries as she unwraps a loin cloth to put them in. Laughing as they pick and eat them, he comes in for an unexpected kiss, her blushing matching the vibrant red shade of the raspberries. They start to go back to the house, but not before they each give thanks in their heads. He for the Caribbean-blue water starkness of her eyes. She for the crimson-red hue that adorns his lips. Both of them for their one-of-a-kind tree and moreover, each other.

15. Florence & The Machine – Dog Days Are Over

“Happiness, hit her! Like a bullet in the head!” sings the irrepressible and incomparable Florence Welch. Coincidentally enough, I felt like a bullet hit me in the head the first time I heard this song. It was poppy but soul-infused. It was mesmerizing and otherwordly. And that voice. Oh my word, that voice. Ms. Welch has one of the strongest voices I have ever heard, and she puts every ounce of strength into her vocal performance, whether she’s singing in a hushed whisper like in the first few words of this track or when she loosens her belt and goes apeshit when the first “happiness” comes in. From one of the best debuts of the year, a shining star is born.

14. White Lies – To Lose My Life

Epic pop/rock through and through. Channeling Joy Division, New Order and The Killers, White Lies bring more than morsels of menace to their particular brand of synth-pop. “Let’s grow old together, and die at the same time.” Okay. It’s worth noting that their other undeniable hit, “Death”, was one of my favourite songs of 2009 also, but it was so good in its limited release last year that I had it in my top thirty of 2008. I wouldn’t forgive myself if I pushed another song out at the expense of double-listing “Death”, as great of a song as it is, so I mention it again to make myself feel better. Exhale.

13. M83 – We Own The Sky

A perfect summation of what it feels like to be in love. It took me a while to appreciate “Kim & Jessie”, but it took me even longer to see what a beast of a tune “We Own The Sky” is. This song flies Urbi et Orbi, to the city and to the world, making stops to drop little pieces of heaven wherever it goes. I love how this blends the most perfect pop sensibilities with the understanding that the best dance songs build to a climax and add layers every few bars to hit the spot. By the end of the song, there are so many sounds layered on top of each other that I can barely make them all out; I can also barely remember where I am as this song takes me to such a far off place. Anthony Gonzalez is a genius.

12. Lady Gaga – Bad Romance

Wow did this song shoot up the list like a bat out of hell. This is the sound of a woman knowing exactly what she needs to sound like in order to capitalize on the attention she’s drawn to herself. At first I didn’t think this song was much of anything. Then I gave in a bit and thought the verses were absolutely mega and the chorus was ho hum. Then I gave in even more and realized the chorus is indescribably massive. Combined with the sick-as-funk bridge, the cascading synths that rain down like an anti-moribund monsoon, and the passion with which she belts it out, Gaga has created a monster of the most malevolent kind. She has a vision: she is the new Queen of Pop and if you don’t like it, you don’t matter because she’s going full steam ahead no matter what. Pop hasn’t sounded this energized in a long, long time. Bonus points for the cool-as-hell video and the what-the-hell is she saying “Whatjabaromance”.

11. Beirut – No Dice

I’m not a huge fan of March of the Zapotec and Realpeople – Holland, not because it isn’t any good, but mainly because Zach Condon’s previous releases have changed the way I thought and felt about music–tough shoes to keep laced–and it almost by definition couldn’t keep up. I understand the record is more of a collection of stuff he’s had sitting around his house, and I understand that he wanted to show people he was more than just an amazing brass instrumentalist and far-older-and-wiser-than-he-is vocalist, hence the foray into electronics. It took a couple listens, and then I realized the exercise in reflection was all worth it, thanks to the best electro-pop instrumental song of the year, otherwise known as “No Dice”. DJ’s all over the world would kill to have cut this track, and the guy who helped redefine the boundaries of Indie comes along and let’s this banger loose without breaking a sweat. Unreal. I believe Zach Condon can do absolutely anything musically. I also think he’s probably Batman, Santa Claus, the Pope, LeBron James, Seth MacFarlane, and the Smoke Monster from Lost on the side. Show-off.

Top 100 Songs of 2009 (100-51)

100. Sum 41 – Always

Their best offering in years. A send off?

99. Dragonette – Pick Up The Phone

Ms. Sorbara knows her way around a tight outfit and a tight melody. Bonus points for the really catchy dance remix.

98. Muse – The Resistance

A solid addition to the Muse pantheon, soaring ozone-layer high at the 4:18 mark, at which point it doesn’t look back. “We must ruuuuuuuuuuuuh-uuuuhhhhhh-uhhhhhhh-unnnnnnn.” Yes Mr. Bellamy, I’m right behind you.

97. Jordin Sparks – Battlefield

Pop often strives to be this big, but very rarely does it succeed like this.

96. Yeah Yeah Yeah’s – Zero

I was late to this party. I thought it wasn’t as strong as the rest of It’s Blitz!, but I was wrong–big time. “Zero” is bloody mega.

95. Alberta Cross – Low Man

94. Alexisonfire – Young Cardinals

They swing for the fences and sing to the rafters on this one. This song cannot be contained. An anthem for anthems. It’s crazy how great they’ve become at writing songs.

93. Mumford & Sons – The Cave

“I will hold on hope, and I won’t let you choke on the noose around your neck…I’ll find strength in pain.” As for me, I’ll find a cathartic hymn in this song. Extraordinary.

92. Black Kids – Look at Me (When I Rock Wichoo)

91. The Sounds – My Lover

Throwing the kitchen sink into this track. Hard to pin down. It’s poppy and it’s fun. Really like the electronic bridge at 2:31.

90. 3OH!3 – Don’t Trust Me

As catchy as Jim Edmond’s glove in his prime.

89. Dragonette – Easy

The slickest song on their underrated pop offering, Fixin’ to Thrill.

88. Neko Case – Prison Girls

The first of three from Indie’s 7th Wonder of the World. A movie put to song. What a vocalist. What a lyricist. “I love your long shadows, and your gun powder eyes,” and “Prison girls are not impressed, they’re the ones who have to clean this mess” being prime examples of the latter.

87. The Mission District – So Over You

86. Silversun Pickups – Growing Old is Getting Old

That bassline and what sounds like the sprinkling of well thought out twinkles, making baby-soft skin out of worn out wrinkles.

85. Spinnerette – Sex Bomb

Electro-grunge? A Halloween orgy soundtrack? Sick.

84. Jay-Z f. Alicia Keys – Empire State of Mind

A tune so big any metropolis can rep it as its own.

83. Woodhands – Dancer (CFCF Remix)

Completely different than the original, and reminiscent of prime, 90’s era Sex’n’B with a hint of new school flavouring. This song oozes sex.

82. Bombay Bicycle Club – Always Like This

81. Green Day – The Static Age

The most immediate, if not best, song from their latest, 21st Century Breakdown. A rousing affair. They can write catchy tunes in their sleep.

80. John Frusciante – Unreachable

From The Empyrean, his sometimes-stunning latest solo record. The main cog behind the Chili’s awesomeness over the past two decades has decided to go solo for good. I’m sad because the Chili’s won’t be nearly as good without him, but excited because this man is one of the greatest guitarists of his generation, period.

79. Fever Ray – If I Had a Heart (Familjen Remix)

A completely different song than the original, but in my opinion, a better one. The original flashes gang signs of desperation and disguise, whereas this mix offers the tiniest glimmer of hope and light into the darkest of places. A sick beat.

78. Maximo Park – Calm

They write the catchiest pop-rock songs ever and I love pretty much all of it.

77. Owl City – Umbrella Beach

Cheesy, breezy, and a little redundant. I’m on board for all of it.

76. Noah & The Whale – The First Days of Spring

It takes a while to reach full throttle, but when it does, the gorgeous strings carry the melody into the outer regions of the atmosphere.

75. Manic Street Preachers – This Joke Sport Severed

The exultant hymn from their amazing Journal For Plague Lovers.

74. La Roux – Quicksand

Probably should be much, much higher on the list. The steel drums seal the deal on this piece of pop magic. Not sure which of the two subtly different versions (album vs. single mix) I like better.

73. Fever Ray – Seven

“I’ve got a friend, who I’ve known since I was seven” begins the catchiest and maybe best song from the irrepressible eponymous record from the Queen of the Swedes, The Lady of Dark Magic, The Heiress of the Haunted House, Karen Dreijer Andersson. She is one of the coolest chicks on the planet, hands down.

72. Basement Jaxx – Raindrops

They’ve still got it after all these years.

71. Built to Spill – Life’s A Dream

From another band rediscovering their form, “Life’s a Dream” features probably my favourite extended guitar solo passage of the year.

70. The Tragically Hip – Coffee Girl

From one of their strongest records ever, this is The Hip saying we can do slick pop just as good as anyone. Sweet and strong lyrically, as always.

69. Julian Casablancas – 11th Dimension

An amazing synth-pop ditty.

68. Animal Collective – Summertime Clothes

I didn’t think they had it in them to be game changers. I thought niche band. I was bloody wrong, and this song is bloody fantabulous.

67. TV on the Radio – Heroes

Really sick cover. Love the dance re-imagining.

66. Lykke Li – Dance, Dance, Dance

Love the sax usage.

65. Franz Ferdinand – Katherine Kiss Me

Beautiful balladry from the normally taut rockers.

64. Metric – Sick Muse

One of the five best songs they’ve ever written. Direct from the jump and filled with so much hookery they could be found guilty of solicitation without a trial.

63. Marianas Trench – Masterpiece Theatre (Pt’s 1, 2, and 3) & Acadia

Yup, I’m cheating. Four songs in one spot, but they all fit and follow each other perfectly. Other songs were more popular on this record, but the singles were not even close to being as good as this concept segment of the record.

62. Lily Allen – Not Fair

Trying her hand at wink-filled country-pop, Ms. Allen succeeds brilliantly on this ode to an underachieving partner.

61. Apocalyptica – Nothing Else Matters

A song from a record I think is over ten-years old that I’ve only this year come to know and appreciate. What a truly emotional take on an already great song. I feel every peak and valley in this song. And all from an instrumental made up solely of strings. Wow. Absolutely breathtaking. They cover other Metallica songs, but to me, this is far and away the Queen Mum of them all. If you liked the original, you NEED to know this version.

60. Yeah Yeah Yeah’s – Soft Shock

“Heads Will Roll”, “Dragon Queen” or “Skeletons” could’ve made this spot, which speaks to the strength of the fantastic It’s Blitz! album, but there was something standoutish about this cut, though I can’t quite put my finger on it. Great nevertheless.

59. Andrew Bird – Tenousness

A clear, stands-above-the-rest-of-his-offerings song. Pure and natural and heartfelt to the core.

58. The Tragically Hip – The Depression Suite

I doubt they’ve recorded a longer song. At 9:28 in length, you would expect it to take minutes to get going and leave its mark. Not so. This song is four songs rolled into one.  It never lulls, it never leaves you thinking they could’ve cut it down, and it never ceases to amaze. Those cheeky bastards have the gaul to ask, “What if this song does nothing?”, knowing full well that was never an option. A band going on thirty years with this much still to offer is really, really exciting, and I’m proud to call The Hip Canada’s best band ever–and one of my all-time faves too.

57. Manchester Orchestra – I Can Feel a Hot One

Probably the most heartfelt ballad of the year. Pure class.

56. The Big Pink – Crystal Visions

The Dark Horse. That fuzzed-out guitar slithering. That cocksure bassline. An alarm of mega proportions. A microcosm of the supersized year of 2009.

55. Sunset Rubdown – You Go On Ahead (Trumpet Trumpet II)

The sweetest weird song of the year, like pandering to a panda bear on Pandora, not knowing if it’ll eat you or the bag of herbs you’re offering. The most accessible I’ve ever heard Sunset Rubdown.

54. Neko Case – Middle Cyclone

The title track that took me quite a while to get into, though I’m not sure why. Her voice, those wonderful, meaningful lyrics, and that can’t miss music box make this the most angelic ballad of the year and probably most others. Ms. Case can transcend like no other.

53. Great Northern – Houses

The best song they’ve ever done.

52. Manic Street Preachers – Marlon J.D

Wow, did they ever come back super-charged. Seminal.

51. Gossip – Heavy Cross

A heavy cross? More like a round one KO. I love when the mood changes and the tune hits another gear as she yelps “I trust you.” Sounds like an awesome, lady-led Franz Ferdinand song.